Tuesday 26 July 2011

Counting down the pages: 4. ....Doldrums?!

        Not to worry, its definitely not about those regions in the Atlantic ocean with scarce winds. Its about a world torn by conflicts and strife, some where with no love. Everybody loves love. Okay, maybe not everyone. Let’s just say everyone except that 10% of the human race who love, not love, okay actually love, love loving blahs.


        This actually comes as the the exact purpose or motive of the human brain remains one of the greatest scientific brain twister since time immemorial. This makes them confused, and then sad ...ending up to depression. As it is they haven't watched Mr. Bean and have no clue of how beautiful life actually is. 


        Nevertheless, you can contribute. To enhance that affect, one can consistently remind them how successful and well-accommodated he is. This will in a way help them to compare themselves to those high levels making them even more despondent. Finally here it is, trials of killing themselves by either flying to The Great Barrier Reef to get inside that shark's mouth or by touching a live 500watt wire in an endeavor to commit a suicide. This helps. Yeah. Okay. What?!

        Say, if by chance the attempt hits the bull's eye, they contribute to all the world's population control agenda. As it is they take up a lot of precious space and waste the valuable oxygen with their cries  of  ''Don't you inhale me! I wanna live!''. On the other way, talking of revenge by ways of assassin, it is a tremendous method of exerting aggression in a manner which is safe, dynamic, creative, and to an extent state-approved.  


        Not long from now will you see stuff like, ''how to kill yourself, the cool way!''
        
Or even better, those 99 trendy and innovative ways  to end your own existence on Earth and send your soul to a burning eternity in hell. Nonetheless, self-destruction or suicide can be a medical treatment to depression, despondency, dumps and dejection, which is some what less expensive than permanent insensibility.  After all, you are the emo so its you responsibility to commit a suicide. 
Happy Depression! ^_^